Recently my sister has been living with us when she’s not in her placement. She saw one of my storage acorn which she was like “AWWW this is such a cute container!”
Yes this was the acorn storage container that we somehow got from TKmaxx when we first move in.
“Oh that’s where I used to hid our condoms when we were still using them.” (we got much more reliable contraception now since we have TWO critters)
The trauma in her face was unimaginable.
P/s: Do forgive her innocence, she did just only obtained her 21-key-of-freedom 😂
“Why would you hide your condom here?!”
“ERM so that if we ever get robbed the robbers wouldn’t find our condom?”
“….. This is… Such a suspicious container. Like. Wouldn’t this be where they first search?!”
“I thought this container is really discreet? I mean… You wouldn’t think you can open this would you?”
“… No…. Its pretty obvious that you can open it…… Also why do you need to hide the condom in the first place? Shouldn’t you be hiding valuables?”
BUT WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIDING OUR CONDOMS? I WOULDN’T WANT RANDOM PEOPLE TOUCHING OUR PRIVATE THINGS!! like… What if they poke a hole just for fun?